A Garage off
  Utopia Parkway:

Toward the back, on a shelf above rusting bikes and deflated basketballs, a little dusty. The cobwebs billow slightly in the breeze from the door, opened to the public at last after lo these many years of neglect....

That's right, dear readers, hitchhikers, and hangers-on -- We've moved the Utopia Parkway files to a nice roomy garage so they can be perused, enjoyed, and illegally distributed by anyone who happens to be passing by our little universe this fine millenium. Watch your step, don't let that moldy smell worry you (we've got it under control) and be sure and let us know what you think...

Table of Contents


The Email Issues

Web Issues by date (some links may be screwed up for a while, here)

Web Materials by Feature

Riotous Adventures and Road Trips

Interviews

Kari's Cover Art

The UP Diner

Frequently Asked Questions

Roadkill

Utter Miscellany

Despots' Log

Sponsors




Comments, unctuous flattery, nit-picking and marriage proposals can still be forwarded to the editors, now scraping by in their pitiful separate existences as retired despots in various corners of the real world:

Kari Bauer (kb0424usa@netscape.net), still hangin' in there in Chicago, IL - ask her about her shampoo.

Francesca Parker (fparker@angelfire.com), having had her fill for now with re-forming soft young minds in Beaver (yes, *Beaver*) Dam, WI, she has recently relocated to LA, seeking fame, fortune and a tram.

Kate Pickering (kmp30@columbia.edu), living the high life in NYC (between papers).

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