The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

Not only does our very own Kate come from Holland, MI. She is also a veteran Klompen Dancer and former Tour Guide at Windmill Island. The following is the fruit of her long labors.

Do you always dress like that?
When did you come over from the old country?
Are your ankles really that fat?
What, pray tell, is a fat ball?
Do you really process grain in this mill?
Can I pick a tulip?
Why God, why?

Do you always dress like that?
Er, only when they pay me.
When did you come over from the old country?
Rather before my great grandfather was a twinkle in the eye of my great great grandfather.
Are your ankles really that fat?
Um, no. When dancing on concrete in wooden shoes, it is recommended that one don 7-10 pairs of socks. The shoes are quite comfortable, then, though.
What, pray tell, is a fat ball?
Well, it may just be carnival food of a variety more frightening than the average. Then again, maybe it's not. I'm not at liberty to say.
Do you really process grain in this mill?
Yup. Wanna buy some?
Can I pick a tulip?
You can, and you can also pay the $500 fine.
Why God, Why?
If you ever find out, let me know.