Here it is, folks, Flanagan, IL, a town bearing a name remarkably like one of the Giants we've journeyed to see: John Flansburgh. (faces are disguised, as we have not yet given each other written permission for the use of our images. We're *very* careful about making everything legal, you know.)

Here in Flanstown - er, Flanagan - Kari and Franny contemplate the remarkable coincidence of a Church of Johns Worshippers. Wait, we thought the They Might Be Giants digest was based at MIT!.

It may look like a car dealership in Roanoke, IL, but it is, in actuality, the home of Neptune. That's right, the *planet* Neptune.

Here's Neptune. Told you. We even got to touch it. Now, how many of you can say you've touched Neptune?

See. Neptune is only the beginning.

The looming, blooming, and blue metropolis of Peoria, IL. Note "Industrial Spur" sign on the right. Hmm.

Big Al's. Being Peorian and all, Big Al's advertises lunch only. Hmm.