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The All-New, Very-Last and Final
Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List



  1. Will there ever again be a new issue of Utopia Parkway upon which our devouring eyes might wistfully gaze?

  2. What role did Yoko play in the breakup of Utopia Parkway?

  3. Whatever happened to Issue 1:6, anyway?

  4. Did you know there's a road in Queens called...?

  5. Pray, what has become of our heroes, Utopia Parkway's own exotic and lovely despots, Franny, Kari and Kate?

  6. Where can I send this year's X-mas Card?



  1. Will there ever again be a new issue of Utopia Parkway upon which our devouring eyes might wistfully gaze?
    Nope. Sorry. But all good things must come to an end eventually. And quite frankly, this highway has gone about as far as it can go. Which isn't to say that we won't do our berry bestest to keep the complete archives as you see them now up and running for as long as possible. You might also occasionally witness a new bit or piece here or there, such as this very FAQ. You never know, after all, when one or more of us may be hit with a blinding flash of creative brilliance that can be expressed nowhere but on this fine stretch of virtual asphalt. But that's as much as we can promise, folks.


  2. What role did Yoko play in the breakup of Utopia Parkway?
    Yoko is a valued friend to all the members of this 'net'zine and a fine artist in her own right. We would like to take this opportunity to clearly state that the breakup of Utopia Parkway was the result of creative differences and diverging interests on the part of each of the 'zine's members, and has nothing to do with interpersonal conflict or short, dark-haired performance artists with big glasses.
    Thank you.


  3. Whatever happened to Issue 1:6, anyway?
    We said, we DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. Okay?


  4. Did you know there's a road in Queens called...?
    [UtopiaYes, indeed, folks, we did take our name from the street in Queens. An homage, an honor, a blatent theft, call it what you will...


  5. Pray, what has become of our heroes, Utopia Parkway's own exotic and lovely despots, Franny, Kari and Kate?
    We have grown, learned, expanded our horizons and our minds. We have made love not war, given peace a chance, and taken note of the power of flower. We have seen the world and come home again. We have taken on jobs like responsible citizens, and we have overblown our budgets like good Americans.

    Our tenure with Utopia Parkway, like the Big Bang, brought our diverse talents and backgrounds together in a flash of brilliant wit and creative energy. But, like that other cosmic explosion, creation must give way to expansion, growth, and creative regeneration. Yes indeedy, we find that our previously dangerously convergent personalities have finally begun to expand and find their own unique paths in this harsh and challenging world (thank you very much).

    Oh, and you can always refer to the archive index page for a few words on our individual activities of late, and our current home pages, such as they are.


  6. Where can I send this year's X-mas Card?
    Not a problem.

    Address cards, missives, epistles, odes and, most of all, gifts to:

    Utopia Parkway
    419 West 118th Street, #42
    New York, NY 10027
    USA
    uparkway@angelfire.com

    (and yes, this is of course Suite Number 42, as in the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. What else would it be?)

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