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The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

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  1. [8-ball icon] Do Kate, Kari and Franny really exist?

  2. [8-ball icon]Are we as clever as we think we are?

  3. [8-ball icon]Is it a bad idea to mix milk and grape soda?

  4. [8-ball icon]Will we die old and weird and dumb?

  5. [8-ball icon]Is Elvis dead?

  6. [8-ball icon]Will somebody be able to finish Kate's quesadilla?

  7. [8-ball icon]Remember, in the 'good old days,' what a struggle it was to open a can?

  8. [8-ball icon]Is Communism evil?

  9. [8-ball icon]Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?

  10. [8-ball icon]Is American pride dead?

  11. [8-ball icon]Are you laughing?





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  1. Do Kate, Kari and Franny really exist?
    [new 8-ball icon] Outlook not so good

  2. Are we as clever as we think we are?
    [8-ball icon] Don't count on it

  3. Is it a bad idea to mix milk and grape soda?
    [8-ball icon] Yes definitely

  4. Will we die old and weird and dumb?
    [8-ball icon] Yes

  5. Is Elvis dead?
    [8-ball icon] Outlook not so good

  6. Will somebody be able to finish Kate's quesadilla?
    [8-ball icon] Very doubtful

  7. Remember, in the 'good old days,' what a struggle it was to open a can?
    [8-ball icon] Signs point to yes

  8. Is Communism evil?
    [8-ball icon] Don't count on it

  9. Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?
    [8-ball icon] You may rely on it

  10. Is American pride dead?
    [8-ball icon] Reply hazy - try again

  11. Are you laughing?
    [8-ball icon] Outlook not so good



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