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The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

  1. Had enough of snow and grey skies?

  2. Wish you could just get away from it all?

  3. How would you like to travel to faraway lands?

  4. Explore worlds beyond your own?

  5. How does 2 fun-filled weeks in sunny Maui sound?

  6. How can you see Europe on $5 a day, you ask?

  7. Ever wondered what Paradise looks like?


  1. Had enough of snow and grey skies?
    Hell yes!

  2. Wish you could just get away from it all?
    (refer to question (1))

  3. How would you like to travel to faraway lands?
    You mean, like the North Side? cool.

  4. Explore worlds beyond your own?
    Wait a minute...are you going sci-fi on us?

  5. How does 2 fun-filled weeks in sunny Maui sound?
    Define 'fun-filled' - if this involves beach-cavorting with pathetic singles, we'll pass.

  6. How can you see Europe on $5 a day, you ask?
    Through a cheap picture book. Or maybe rent the movie.

  7. Ever wondered what Paradise looks like?
    Sure - we did, until we found it smack in the middle of nowhere. And you know what? Utopia's a pretty fine place once you get used to it. We even offer package deals.


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