Utopia Parkway - This Exit


Congratulations! You've found Utopia! You're undoubtedly exhausted from your journey, but once you've showered and shaved, your first question will probably be 'Where am I? And how did I get here?' Well, that's two questions, but no matter. Our friendly information kiosk will be glad to provide you with the answers to all your questions, as long as your questions are the ones we predicted above. Or, skip the middleman and just Subscribe Now!

Now get out, stretch your legs, and hang around a bit in our humble:

Restroom & Waiting Area

Exit to wimpy graphics version.	Text-only ramp.
By the way, despite the fact that we actually control the University of Chicago, we'd like to make it clear that there is no connection between it and Utopia Parkway[tm]. We've found that it's much easier to administer things if we keep it all clearly differentiated.
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