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The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

  1. How old are you?

  2. What do you want to be when you grow up?

  3. What did you wish for?

  4. What'd you get?

  5. So you say it's your birthday?


  1. How old are you?
    Old enough to drive in cyberspace, but younger than Androo's griffins. More mature than we look, but the joints are still flexible. Legal in some states (like the state of disrepair), but not all (the state of disrepute is still holding out). Let's put it this way: the number of candles on our cake does not yet pose a threat to the drapery and other flammables.

  2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Besides rulers of the universe in fact as well as name? Ummmmm....firemen.

  3. What did you wish for?
    World peace, an end to country music and a pony.

  4. What'd you get?
    A nighty from gramma, LiteBrite[tm] from Mom and Dad, Spam[tm] from Aunt Winifer, a pony from Uncle Ed, stardust from Uncle Androo, a Barbie[tm] Bomb Shelter from Cousin Joe, a '62 T-Bird from grampa, and a Magic 8 Ball from Miss UP.

  5. So you say it's your birthday?
    Uhh.....yeah! :)

    That's right folks - It's Utopia Parkway's first annual birthday! Get out your noisemakers and slightly-left-of-ordinary hats!



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