Faced with the prospect of a West Point Hop, even Miss Utopia Parkway finds herself stumped for the proper ettiquette. Where does she turn? To none other than Amy Vanderbilt's Complete Book of Etiquette: A Guide To Gracious Living (1958)! For, as Amy put it: "Many a teen ager dreams of being invited to a West Point Hop but, should the coveted invitation come, a girl hates to ask her escort what's expected of her. She likes to pretend at least that she knows all about the Point, that she has been invited there before, though unable to accept."
"The cost of a West Point week end is very modest, even though the girl pays her own way some of the time....Her cadet makes a dormitory room reservation for her, if possible at the U.S. Hotel Thayer, the hotel on the Reservation. The room cost is a dollar seventy-five per night and meals are available at moderate prices."
"A nicely tailored suit or a sweater and skirt is expected for sports or an afternoon walk. Slacks and shorts are never worn."
"...as at West Point a cadet is not permitted to drink at all, not even beer, a considerate guest does not drink in his presence and, of course, does not bring liquor of any kind into the Reservation itself, even for personal use."
"A cadet is conditioned to walking and expects his girl to be able to get around on her own two feet without wincing. A good pair of walking shoes is essential."
"Even if you are a cadet's best girl, don't ask him for buttons (which are expensive)...."
"Don't take his arm or kiss him in public -- don't even attempt to hold hands while on the Reservation, except on Flirtation Walk where a little romantic leeway is permitted. And, of course, you wait to be invited there."
"Fairly conservative dance dresses are worn. The girl showing up in attire more suited to burlesque than the starchy Point is unlikely to be asked back."
AREA BIRD A cadet who usually spends his free afternoons serving punishment tours.
BENO A cancellation, negative report, derived from the official phrase, 'There will be no...' Often comes in the form of a letter from a femme, i.e., 'Sorry can't come.'
B.J. Fresh; lacking in respect; 'Bold before June.'
BOODLE Cake, candy, ice cream, etc.; all eatables in general, excluding those served in the mess hall
BOODLE FIGHT A gathering of one or more persons at which boodle is consumed
BOODLERS Refreshment room in Grant Hall. Also refers to the boodle dispensing centers at the Cadet Store and the Thayer Hotel
BUGS Oysters, small pieces of vegetable, or other solids found in soup
BUTT Any fractional part of any whole, as in a 'butt of a glass of milk'
COLD Absolutely, thoroughly, as in a 'cold max' (See max.)
DRAG (v). To escort visitors, particularly a young lady visitor. To dump water on and otherwise disorder the appearance of a cadet on the occasion of his promotion, birthday, etc. (n). Date
DULL TOOL One who is exceedingly gross
FEMME A young lady
FLANKER A tall person
HOP A dance
L.P. Unattractive, undesirable [we cannot but wonder for what these fair alphabeticals stand: 'Lacking Pro'? (See 'pro'.) 'Loser Person'? -ed.]
MAX (n). A complete success; a maximum (v). To make a 3.0 in academic recitations; to do a thing perfectly
O.A.O. The one and only. Her [However, at Annapolis, this same term refers to both 'the one and only' and 'one among others.' Must be wretchedly confusing. -ed.]
-OID Suffix denoting agent or doer, as in sluggoid, hopoid, specoid, etc.
POOP Information in general
POOP-SHEET A page of information. Also a booklet of problem solutions
PRO Proficient; above passing in studies, or looks
R.H.I.P. Rank hath its privileges (as well as its responsibilities)
SNAKE (n). An expert stag at the hops (v). To attend a hop, or other social function, for the express purpose of enjoying the company of other cadets' drags
SPOONY Neat in appearance
TARBUCKET The full-dress hat
WIFE A roommate