Utopia Parkway

Congratulations! You've found Utopia! You're undoubtedly exhausted from your journey, but once you've showered and shaved, your first question will probably be "Where am I? And how did I get here?" Well, that's two questions, but no matter. Our friendly information kiosk will be glad to provide you with the answers to all your questions, as long as your questions are the ones we predicted above.

If you'd like to subscribe and thus receive - yes, that's right, each and every month - your very own copy of the Utopia Parkway emailing (replete with reviews, interviews, our skewed views, and more), simply email us at kate@snafu.fooworld.org and say "hey, I can't live another day without my very own subscription to Utopia Parkway!" or something to that effect. It's free if you email from work (or school!)! Please just make sure your correct email address is in the message somewhere. Feel free to be creative with where you put it, just put it somewhere.

['Restroom and Waiting Area' sign] Now get out, stretch your legs,
and hang around a bit:

Peoria	Diner	FAQ	Interview
			$[fractal]$
Signs	Roadkill	Despots' Log	Outside World

If tables are too much for your browser, perhaps you should get Netscape 1.1 and be cool like everybody else. Until you get a chance, though, there's a menu version, as well as a *truly* boring plain text version of the main page available.

By the way, despite the fact that we actually control the University of Chicago, we'd like to make it clear that there is no connection between it and Utopia Parkway. We've found that it's much easier to administer things if we keep it all clearly distinguished.

Send your comments, suggestions, and cult classic requests to: Utopia Parkway (c/o kate@snafu.fooworld.org)

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Last updated: 6/28/95