The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

(with apologies to Gloria)

1. Does this make any sense to you?

2. How do they make money on this? That's the part that don't make no sense.

3. Do you see any sense to that?

4. Who's they may be giants?

5. What are you talking about?

6. What do you make out of that recording?

1. Does this make any sense to you?

Don't blame me if those girls are nuts. They got the craziest things in that paper.

2. How do they make money on this?

Wait, we don't. Damn. We *knew* we forgot something.

3. Do you see any sense to that?

Nope nope nope.

Intellectuals meet with other intellectuals and speak another language?

4. Who's they may be giants?

This one's easy.

5. What are you talking about?

Well, we can't say because, actually, it doesn't exist. No really, it doesn't. None of it. You don't agree? Well, feel free to comment, but it's kind of futile, since none of this is actually here. Neither are we, but then, neither are you. See?

6. What do you make out of that recording?

Wait. What recording? We don't have any recording. Hey, are these *our* frequently asked questions? No?! Well then, dammit, where's ours? There *aren't* any???! Damn.