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(Ok, since your WIMPY browser can't deal with tables, you may want to take a moment to consider how utterly sad your life - er, that is to say, your WWW browser - has become.

Now, perhaps you should consider whatever extreme measures might be necessary to get your hands on Netscape 1.1, the only truly cool browser, and - coincidentally, the one for which this here corner of the web has been optimized.)

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[informative image]Information Kiosk
Interview: Scott Saavedra of Java Town
Science For Everyone
[FAQ icon]Utopia Parkway's Frequently Asked Questions
Reviews: Too Something / My Life's in Turnaround, XTC Tribute Album, Scottland
Utopia Parkway's To-Do List
[weird car image]This is some roadkill off the Information Superhighway. (archives, transcripts, old toys, furniture, that sort of thing) New this month: KITH, TMBG articles and interviews, plus a new _My Life's in Turnaround archive!
[despotic graphic]Despot's Log (The editors' page - reader mail, and the answers to all your questions.)
[image of the outside world]Flee! To the outside world! (but don't blame us if you can't find reality there either)