This month's Utopia Parkway[tm] is brought to you by the Borculo Dandelion Festival*

*[in order for you to fully appreciate this, we probably ought to explain. The Borculo Dandelion Festival is a festival in celebration of dandelions, put on every year by the neighboring town of Borculo, in direct competition with Tulip Time. Don't second-guess yourself about how serious the people who founded it were. We would suggest you actually ingest one of our Diner recipes before we'd suggest you take this event at face value. So you *know* it's bad. ;) -ed.]

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