WARNING! WARNING! EVACUATE PREMISES! ENTERING REALITY SUB ZERO
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Welcome to Utopia
Parkway![tm]
Where reality is always
under construction...
Congratulations! You've found Utopia! You're undoubtedly exhausted
from your journey, but once you've showered and shaved, your first
question will probably be "Where am I? And how did I get here?" Well,
that's two questions, but no matter. Our friendly
information kiosk will be glad to provide you with the answers to
all your questions, as long as your questions are the ones we
predicted above.
If you'd like to subscribe and thus receive - yes, that's right,
each and every month - your very own copy of the Utopia Parkway
emailing (replete with reviews, interviews, our skewed views, and
more), simply email us at kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu
and say "hey, I can't live another day without my very own
subscription to Utopia Parkway!"[tm] or something to that effect.
It's free if you email from work (or school!)!
Now stretch your legs a bit and check out the:
Restroom and Waiting Area
By the way, despite the fact that we actually control the University
of Chicago, we'd like to make it clear that there is no connection
between it and Utopia Parkway. We've found that it's much easier to
administer things if we keep it all clearly distinguished.
Clicking on this odd picture of two people's feet will
always get you safely back to the main page
(the one with images - sorry).
Utopia Parkway (kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu)
Last updated: 11/15/95