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Welcome to Utopia Parkway!

Where reality is always under construction...


Congratulations! You've found Utopia! You're undoubtedly exhausted from your journey, but once you've showered and shaved, your first question will probably be "Where am I? And how did I get here?" Well, that's two questions, but no matter. Our friendly information kiosk will be glad to provide you with the answers to all your questions, as long as your questions are the ones we predicted above.
If you'd like to subscribe and thus receive - yes, that's right, each and every month - your very own copy of the Utopia Parkway emailing (replete with reviews, interviews, our skewed views, and more), simply email us at kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu and say "hey, I can't live another day without my very own subscription to Utopia Parkway!" or something to that effect. It's free if you email from work (or school!)!

Now stretch your legs a bit and check out the:

Restroom and Waiting Area

Send your comments, suggestions, and cult classic requests to: Utopia Parkway (kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu)

By the way, despite the fact that we actually control the University of Chicago, we'd like to make it clear that there is no connection between it and Utopia Parkway. We've found that it's much easier to administer things if we keep it all clearly distinguished.

Clicking on this odd picture of two people's feet will always get you safely back to the main page (the one with images - sorry)

Utopia Parkway (kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu)

Last updated: 9/10/95