___________________________
| ------------------------- |     1:1 Gratuitous Eggs (apr):
||                         ||         Bruce McCulloch's _Shame Based Man_ 
||                         ||         Bruce LaBruce's _Super 8 1/2_
||   UTOPIA PARKWAY[tm]    ||         Interview: Joshua Fried 
||                         ||         Uncle Androo's Sorbet
|| A Look Into Our Past... ||         Road Trip Peoria
||                         ||         Contest Reality
||                         ||         Easter Treats from the UP Diner
| ------------------------- |
 ---------------------------      1:2 The Frosting Affair (may):
      | |          | |                Reality Results
      | |          | |                Celebrity Greeting #001
      | |          | |                Interview: Conner Tribble of
      | |          | |                    The Interesting Guys
      | |          | |                Gina Grant's Sorbet
      . .          . .                Road Trip New York City
      . .          . .                Paul Bellini and the UP Diner
                                      Activities for the Easily Amused v1.0

1:3 Crazy Bob's Computer Store (jun):  1:4 The Mother Road (jul/aug):
    Celebrity Greeting #002                The Communist Threat
    Health Watch: Internet                 A sponsored word
      Addiction Disorder                   Anti-Sorbet
    Rat Sorbet                              (excerpts from _America_)
    _Johnny Mnemonic_                      Really Easily Amused v3.0
    Fantasy Diner                          Expose: Ed Debevic's 
    Easily Amused v2.0                     UP's TV Diner

1:5 Let Ramen Grow From                1:7 On the Shoulders of Newton (nov):
         More to More...(sept):            Easily Amused v4.0
    Slurpee Submissions                    Too Something and
    Utterly Peerless interview                My Life's in Turnaround
    UP Laboratory: Gravitational           Interview: Scott Saavedra
      Twinkies                                of _Java Town_
    Royal Ramen                            Sorbet
    UP Diner Challenges Snapple            Editorial: Pearl Johnson
                                             Discusses Purple Car Syndrome
                                           Testimonial Diner (reviews)
                                           Advice Column announced 

1:8 Yule Login (dec):		       1:9 The Big Sell-Out (jan):	  
    Amused Diner                           Press Kit
    Woolly Poem                            Fall of the Yuppie
    Sorbet                                 Greg's Poem
    Miss UP files your nails               Help Wanted
    Mutant Crafts                          Performance Arts&Crafts
    Spritely Sponsor                       Diner: You Call Us

1:10 *SMOOCH* (feb):		      1:11 Blood, Sacrifice, Destruction
     					       of Young Love (mar):
     l                                     Review: If Lucy Fell
       o                                   To-Do 
         v                                 Miss UP
           e                               Story-Go-Round
                                           St. Patrick's Diner

2:1 Socks Again?! (apr):               2:2 Bulb Monstrosities (may):
    Easily Amused                          Road Trip: Klomp Klomp Vrroom
    West Point Hop                         Linguistic Fetish, Pt. 2
    Announcements                          Sorbet
    Useless Phrases                        Horoscopes
    Miss UP                                Diner: Auntie Ruthie
    Talking in Stockholm
    Birthday Diner

Okay folks - just order by number. And - thirty therapists agree -
it's probably not a bad idea to print this out and color by number, as
well. That's not all! Don't forget - full, only-a-little-bit-edited
interview transcripts are also available.

Love always, 

mgmt.