Postcards From Off the Cliff: An Extraordinary Correspondence

Well, now that we've gotten over our little dunking into the nutty and notorious nebula of nostalgia, we've decided to take these postcards out of their clear plastic Forever Uncreased[tm] cases and give them a little air. In fact, since it's summer now, and we're all off enjoying a glorious month of sun and sand (what? September, you say? *Precisely*, we reply. Still confused? Subscribe and all will be made clear...provided you drink the kool-aid, of course. See also our own UC Brochure.), we thought a little extraordinary correspondence of a slightly-more-real-than- Forever-Uncreased-yet-thankfully-not-*too*-real sort would really perfect the moment. And, naturally, we've invited you to share:

"10' wide - 36' to 60' lengths plus LIVABILITY. Leader in Quality Construction and Fine Interior Appointments"
Uncle Androo-
My, but the weather has been *perfect* for our present tour of the Beaches of the World. We are currently absorbing the UV rays of the South Pacific, and enjoying a relaxing stay in a Fine Holiday Inn, complete with Holidrome.
Love, us.

"Mrs. Geneva Jahnke with her 1966 Mustang which she won in the Iclandic Fish Co. contest at The Wisconsin Restaurant Convention. Sneezer's Snack Shop specialize in Broasted Chicken - Hamburgers and Iclandic Sea Foods."
Uncle Androo-
As you can see, we've moved on to the Norwegian Fjords. The view here is spectacular! We're staying in the Oslo SAS hotel, and the windows are just *huge*!
Love, us.

"The beautiful styling of this 14 oz. Cup makes other decoration unnecessary. Individualized cresting is available if desired. Contact your local restaurant supply dealer for price."
Uncle Androo-
Greetings from Lido de Jesolo on the Adriatic! Funny, but this place looks just like Florida! Especially this youth hostel we're at - it's all pink brick, but our suite has a nice deck facing the sea.
Love, us.

"First Lady Model 413-T Dryer Lounge. Unquestionably the most magnificent, most luxurious Dryer Lounge ever offered for your selection! A wondrously appropriate setting for the superb First Lady Conditioned Air Dryer. Beautifully styled to match other First Lady pieces with custom detailing, finest construction, exclusive upholstering patterns. A complement to the most elegant salon..."
Uncle Androo-
Our tour now takes us to the warm hospitality of Okinawa, Japan. Despite the fact that we've all managed to get a little over-crisp in the searing Asian heat, we're enjoying ourselves immensely. Our hotel here has a dismal view, but the food is of the most excellent quality, and the service is very prompt.
Love, us.

"SILVER STREAK El Monte, California. The Finest Travel Trailer Built"
Uncle Androo-
Hello from Aussieland! Some bad news - Kari got bitten by a manatee! Luckily, though, it wasn't very serious, and she's healing quickly. And the motel we're at is a real dump. We all look forward to moving on tomorrow.
Love, us.

"TAYLOR'S SINCLAIR SERVICE For the most complete Auto Service in Jeffersonville, Indiana. It will be a pleasure to serve you personally."
Uncle Androo-
Uruguay is so quaint! The Hotel Montevideo is very modern, but at least the water's safe. And we think we saw Nando Parrado in the lobby!
Love, us.

"HERMOSA LABORATORIES - 'Where technology meets the sea.' Vanguard research and testing for potential bio-electrical uses of eels is one of the many efforts underway at Hermosa Laboratories. NEVER FEEL AN EEL WITHOUT RUBBER GLOVES.
Uncle Androo-
Maui at last! We were so excited we decided to splurge and stay at the Hyatt!
Love, us.

"Home of Home-Baked Pies."
Uncle Androo-
We must admit, Santa Monica is *divine*. The hotel is absolutely luxurious, and offers free manicures, pedicures, and psychic readings! Altogether very enjoyable (well, Franny is still dogged by a mischievous Saturn, and Kate's going to have bad luck in finances, but at least we've all got our health).
Love, us.

"This is the spot."
Uncle Androo-
Back in Chicago. Couldn't bear to get back into the swing of things just yet, so we spent the day on North Ave. beach and stayed at the Palmer House.
Love, us.

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