The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List

1. Hungry for a full line of scalable, reliable, Pentium processor based PC servers?

2. Under the Gun to Hand Over Corporate Data?

3. Trapped by the Net?

4. How Much Does Technology *Really* Cost?

5. All your favorite DOS & Windows programs running under UNIX. What could be better?

6. Can you increase RAM just by adding *software*?

7. What happens when you add size to an already extraordinary package?

8. Who better to erase the rules of networking than the folks who wrote them in the first place?

9. What's the one button they don't discuss in those client/server management seminars?

1. Hungry for a full line of scalable, reliable, Pentium processor based PC servers?

Hungry? We're STARVING ! Give it to us! Give it to us! Now! We must have them NOW!!

2. Under the Gun to Hand Over Corporate Data?

Alright, so it's true. But we won't give it to 'em! They can torture us! Call us names! Steal our hardrives! But the Corporate Data is safe!!

3. Trapped by the Net?

Er, uh, no...not at all...we can get out any time....Sure we can...We're here because we *want* to be. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

4. How Much Does Technology *Really* Cost?

About as much as two toads and a peapod. (That's between 60 and 70 wingwats)

5. All your favorite DOS & Windows programs running under UNIX. What could be better?

A vat of Haagen Dazs [tm]. And a spoon.

6. Can you increase RAM just by adding *software*?

Yes, apparently ... But there are more creative ways...cf. the doubler in Johnny Mnemonic...;))

7. What happens when you add size to an already extraordinary package?

It gets bigger?

8. Who better to erase the rules of networking than the folks who wrote them in the first place?

Ummm.. how 'bout the Good Folks at Utopia Parkway?

9. What's the one button they don't discuss in those client/server management seminars?

We think we'll open this up to our readership - what do you think, guys? Mail your answers to kmpicker@midway.uchicago.edu. Whoever gets it right will get....uh, famous. That's right, we'll put YOUR name right HERE where EVERYONE will see it! And they'll all finally know how smart you are. All these years, nobody understood...but now the whole world will know!! The universe is yours!! Um, yeah, that's what you get if you win.