The Utopia Parkway Diner

Have a seat. Did you need a menu? Here you go. Oh, the bathroom? It's down the hall and to the left.

Our special this evening is a pair of truly intriuging recipes from _Square Meals_, by Jane and Michael Stern:

Computer Chips:

"Double slash computers into slices of desired thinness. After they have soaked 1 hour in cold water, drain and plunge into boiling water for just 1 minute. Drain, blot completely dry, and proceed as with French fries."

Chocolate Chip Torte:

"We shift perspective slightly now from cereal to potato chips and present for your consideration one of the strangest - and most disturbing - transformations of one kind of food into another. In this case, the leap is from the simple chip, suitable for munching with a Coke and a burger, to an elegant meringue dessert, in which crumbled potato chips create a bizarre and absolutely mysterious presence within the meringue. From 'Recipies That Pep Up Meals with Wise Potato Chips.'"

Try also with Computer Chips (recipe above).

Pictures beyond your wildest imagination will be here shortly. But until that time, we've left, for your viewing pleasure, some past nourishment experiences that were just too visually exciting to stow away in the attic just yet.:

[Fish heads, fish
paste, and herring party filets]
Bellini food

[Smack ramen
(tm)]
Smack!

*The Experience that is Jello-O Eggs [tm]*