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The Utopia Parkway Frequently Asked Questions List



  1. Aisle or window?
  2. Why are 5 million Americans switching to MCI every day?
  3. Would you like fries with that?
  4. Why ask why?
  5. Ok?
  6. TORN EARLOBE?


  1. Aisle or window?
    Window, please. Could you tell us when we pass Greenland?
  2. Why are 5 million Americans switching to MCI every day?
    So they can get better savings when calling their friends and family in Greenland. Duh.
  3. Would you like fries with that?
    Yes please. And extra ketchup.
  4. Why ask why?
    So our knowledge will grow from more to more and thus be our lives enriched.
  5. Ok?
    (*shrug*) Ok.
  6. TORN EARLOBE?
    EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.



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