Melt-in-your-mouth-soft white Wonder bread covered with a creamy slice of 100% real processed cheese food, topped with a crispy-fried piece of fresh bacon, and baked until gooey.
Some assembly required. In fact, you'll have to make the whole thing yourself. But it's not as hard as it sounds. To get you started, here are some helpful hints, courtesy of the Utopia Parkway Test Kitchen.
1.) Buy large quantities.
2.) Revel in the wonder that is modern food processing technology.
3.) Insist upon the highest quality food products.
4.) Remember to pick up some fish for Bellini!
5.) Ramen - great for a smack! er, snack....
And for dessert, don't forget to:
Ponder the beauty and wonder that is EGG JIGGLERS.
Enjoy them:
Better yet, watch others enjoy them: